Olly Wright, Environmental Consultant
If your household is anything like mine, as spring’s welcoming warmth filters into the air all manner of hopeful plans are bandied about. These range from the wildly fanciful (“I’m gonna, like, buy an old camper van and do it up…”) to the merely optimistic (“I’m going to cycle/walk/insert appropriate exercise here more this summer. I mean it this time”).
One common theme, to which the community volunteers on our Love Food Hate Waste and Home Composting programmes will attest, is getting out in the garden. At Waste Watch Towers, we thoroughly approve of gardening: it has health, social and environmental benefits and, best of all, if you play your cards right you can grow your own food. Thanks to a little bit of hard work for which I can claim virtually no credit, the tiny strips of soil in my back yard – once home only to cat faeces and a perplexing number of monkey nuts – now house potatoes, onions, lettuces and a variety of herbs. And, regrettably, still cat faeces. But hey, baby steps and all that.
My contribution to this burgeoning feast-in-waiting was to open a hitherto unused Christmas present: a Grow-Your-Own-Mushroom kit.

They were looking for a present for a fun guy.
Whilst it may be a little bit of a stretch to call this gardening, the progress of the mushrooms over the next couple of weeks will be fascinating, and for this reason, and in the name of sustainable food, I have decided to document their progress in blog form. I’ll be taking photos at key stages and inserting them, along with mushroomy nuggets such as recipes, fun facts, and possibly some screenshots of Super Mario games – I haven’t decided yet.
Day 1: Sunday 3 April
Today’s job was to decant the mycelium-filled compost into the cardboard tray and spread it evenly:

Composting 101: always wear gloves.
It will now sit in a warm place, kept moist, for a couple of days prior to the addition of the bag of mushroom peat. That “warm place” happens to be my bedroom – I am expecting fungi-filled dreams for the next couple of nights.

Today’s mushroomy nugget comes courtesy of our Education Programme Manager, Nicola: “whether mushrooms are wild or cultivated they continue to grow after they are picked. People sometimes mistake a thin white material called mycelium for mould, but rest assured it probably is the mycelium growing”. This and other facts can be found at http://www.forestmushrooms.com/facts.html.
Day 5: Thursday 7 April
With the mushroom compost having ripened like a fine wine for a few days, today’s task was to deposit the peat on top of it.

The use of peat is in itself, of course, potentially controversial. No details are provided on the source of Unwins’ peat; however, for expert stances on the use of peat you can read what Defra and the RHS have to say, here and here respectively. In the meantime, the peat was tipped in as planned:

Under the watchful gaze of next door’s kitten:

Not at all distracting, this one.
Once covered, the peat and compost was sprayed with water. Research has shown that whilst mushroom boxes thrive on being sprayed with water, cats definitely do not; the kitten wisely steered clear at this stage.

The mixture will now live in a cool place indoors for a couple of weeks – AKA my kitchen, a place much more accustomed to housing mushrooms (and mercifully reducing the risk of putting my foot into a bucket of compost). In celebration of the union of mushrooms-in-waiting and the kitchen, why not try this recipe provided by our Sustainability Coordinator, Rebecca (though technically invented by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall):
http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/chefs/hugh-fearnley-whittingstall/mushroom-and-milk-soup-with-brown-sauce-sausage-meatballs-and-bacon-rind-croutons-recipe_p_1.html
Day 7: Saturday 9 April
Two days later, there was not too much visible progress on the mushroom front. This relative lack of fungal development didn’t deter the seemingly ever-present kitten.

Returning to the subject of peat: B&Q is setting targets to eliminate the use of peat in its products (from bagged media by 2020, and from professional horticulture by 2030). To this end, the Zero Peat Challenge – a brief and discussion forum – has been set up on eco-networking site 2degrees to discuss sustainable alternatives. If you are a member, log in to contribute to the discussion or (if you are a relative ignoramus like me) just lurk and read what people have to say.
All that remained was to give the mushrooms another spray…

… And ponder, as promised, the mushrooms in Super Mario games. Cast your mind back to the glory days of the NES, possibly the first-generation Game Boy… how many different types of mushroom were there? I think I can remember three, at a push. Prepare to marvel, then, both at Nintendo’s prolificacy and the amount of time people have on their hands…. and click here.